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Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid
As a displaced British kid in a Filipino elementary school, I did everything to stay home.
Jul 10, 2023 • 
Dan Abbey
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June 2023

Visitation
A horror story. Even though it's not Halloween.
Jun 16, 2023 • 
Dan Abbey
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September 2022

Intelligence Report
I once had a pest problem and intercepted their communications...
Sep 10, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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August 2022

More Than Words
After moving to the Philippines as a kid, I had to learn a brand-new language. The hardest part? Remembering how to properly insult my brothers.
Aug 17, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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June 2022

Putting the Bad in Badminton
I once tried to play an "easy" sport.
Jun 24, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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April 2022

Toilets. Tissues. Tabos.
Filipinos are the Mandalorians of bottom-washing: It is the way.
Apr 28, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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The Overgrown Malunggay Tree
My neighbor exposes my lack of pruning and ability to speak in Filipino.
Apr 14, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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Summer Rain
A wet day in the dry season has me stirring
Apr 9, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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Coming soon
Perfunctory welcome line for the curious...
Apr 3, 2022 • 
Dan Abbey
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